Privacy Policy & Terms of Service

Privacy Policy

This policy describes what this site collects, why, and what you can ask us to do about it.

What we collect. Usage data through analytics tools — pages visited, time on page, device and browser type, and the general region a request comes from. Your email address, if you choose to subscribe to a newsletter. Anything you tell us voluntarily when you write to us.

Why we collect it. To run and improve the site, to send the newsletter you asked for, to answer your messages, and to keep the service secure. We do not sell your personal data.

Cookies. Strictly necessary cookies keep the site working. Analytics and advertising cookies help us understand readership and fund the work. You can manage cookies in your browser settings; refusing the optional ones does not lock you out.

Third parties. Analytics, advertising and hosting providers process data on our behalf under their own policies. Pages we link to are outside our control and outside this policy.

Your rights. You can ask for a copy of the data we hold about you, ask us to correct or delete it, and unsubscribe from any mailing at any time. Use the contact page on this site; we do not require a particular form of words.

Children. This site is intended for adults and is not directed at children.

Terms of Service

The nature of the content. What this site publishes, and how it should be read, is described on the site itself — see its about page. Where a site states that its content is satirical or otherwise fictional, that statement governs how its articles are to be understood.

Acceptable use. Do not use the site unlawfully, do not interfere with its operation, and do not attempt to access parts of it you have not been given access to.

Intellectual property. The content, branding and design belong to this site's publisher. Share freely with a link and attribution; commercial reproduction needs written permission.

Limitation of liability. The site is provided "as is". To the fullest extent the law allows, the publisher is not liable for loss arising from use of the site, or from any reader misreading its content contrary to how the site describes itself.

Changes. These terms may be updated; the version published on this page is the one in force.

Questions about privacy or these terms go through the contact page on this site.